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local wolf says fuck you I'm octopus clock not Hyundai clock @tomfulp change my username please this is all your fault Toyota clock I just wanted to be closer to you

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Latest News

Expansion Pack 1 will include:

  • 100 New Clocks!
  • 20 New Achievements!
  • Hard Mode!
  • 50 Costumes to unlock and dress Pirate Clock in!
  • Power-ups!
  • Sounds!
  • Removed submit button; everything will submit automatically!

Blimey! Only $5.99!? What a steal!

Pre-order now and get a free skype session with @PirateClock and ask him anything you want about Expansion Pack 1!

Pre-order the Deluxe Edition and get Pirate Clock anal beads in addition to:

  • Another set of Pirate Clock Anal Beads
  • 273 page game guide!!! Become a master of Pirate Clock: The Game!
  • Pirate Clock: The Game Poster
  • Expansion Pack 1 Poster
  • a hot dog

"Pirate Clock: Dead Men Tell No Tales" will be out August 26, 2018!

Recent Game Medals

-500 Dollar Steak 50 Points Steal Steak Clock's booty. Medal Stats.
Hyundai Smells 50 Points Kill the author of this game. Medal Stats.
You Cannot Kill SBC 50 Points Attempt to blow Strawberry Clock down. Medal Stats.
Liljim's Halloween Candy 10 Points Visit Liljim on Halloween. Medal Stats.
Basement 10 Points kill the first boss Medal Stats.
Bomberman 5 Points Cause 15 explosions Medal Stats.
The Good End 5 Points Get the good ending Medal Stats.
Speed Racer 25 Points Reach the maximum speed level Medal Stats.
Maximum Accuracy 25 Points Reach the maximum accuracy level Medal Stats.
The Bad End 5 Points Get the bad ending Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 15 different games.)